This is second one featuring a beauty pageant contest. We all know what happened with Miss South Carolina a while back. And if you don't, you can read that entry here: [link] It's awesome. These rather pretty girls are lucky to be pretty because they're not right up in the head.
This one is a bit old, but it's still genius. It comes from the tv show Realmente Bella 2009, which is looking for the next Miss Panama. So, in the contest, this girl named Giouse Cozzarelli had to comment on a quote by Confucius, which reads "reading without meditating is an useless ocupation".
You can see her answer here: [link] but if you don't speak spanish, this is what she said:
Good evening Panama. Confucius was one of the men who invented confusion and that's why he... of the most ancient... he was one of the Japanese Chinese and was one of the most ancient. Thank you.












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Morbid fact of the week: An L.A. woman named Francesca Cruz killed her landlady, dismembered the body, boiled the flesh, baked it, and left it in trash cans around L.A. as food for the homeless.
why did yu sey taht teh dad starts cuoghin blood on paeg 2? he doesnt.
it aint till a long tiem taht he sterts.
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Morbid fact of the week: An L.A. woman named Francesca Cruz killed her landlady, dismembered the body, boiled the flesh, baked it, and left it in trash cans around L.A. as food for the homeless.
i tihnk we can agree taht teh book is kickass tho riet? viggo is gonna fucken rock.
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i am arthur thistlewood. and i am goth.
chanceller of ALL the forums. champion.
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Morbid fact of the week: An L.A. woman named Francesca Cruz killed her landlady, dismembered the body, boiled the flesh, baked it, and left it in trash cans around L.A. as food for the homeless.
Again,thank you thank you thank you!
ill let you know if it needs any fixing!!!
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